Keeping with my Maximalist rules of life and to help cope with the commercialization of Christmas I went down a rabbit hole of the most expensive painting ever sold, Salvator Mundi for $450,312,500, which is ironically of Jesus Christ. I then slipped into a luxurious bath of irony and soaked in the delicious sardonism and had a cookie with Santa Claus.

If you need a good Christmas time story I highly recommend looking into Salvator Mundi, it's a fantastic story.